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hi all, bored here @ work , tought use humourous posts!
so had idea post theyre favorite q &a joke!
this favorite:

q: call cheese that's not yours?
a: nacho cheese!

and one

q: why don't cannibals eat clowns?
a: because taste funny

q:what red , invisible:

a:no tomatoes.

q:what did captain men before got in van?

a:men, in van.





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